Rick Santorum, everybody.
I think he said it best himself:
How does he even exist?
Someone actually said this verbatim to me.
And I had a mini stroke as a result.
…
he’s a bag of shit wrapped in an enigmatic shit bag tea cosy
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.
(via thatbeme)
(via coneyislandsqueen)
Feminism is about (not only this):
- Equality
- Stable, cooperative relationships on all grounds
Feminism is not about:
- Women wanting to take over the world
- Women whining
- Women bitching
- Women not “knowing their place”
- Removing your manhood
#my wish to dominate the world has nothing to do with being a feminist
(via niallqueenofsass)
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
omg
PEES ON EVERYTHING
wh
that poor goose hahaa
I dunno why but I really love the people I follow and I want good things to happen to them and I mentally applaud them whenever one of their posts gets a lot of notes and whenever they feel sad i just want to hug them and make them feel happy again and I don’t know why because most of them don’t even follow me back and even more of them probably have no idea who I am but I just love all of them in my own little way which is sort of creepy but whatever
- family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
- me: because fuck you
